The Page of Military Cows
This is the page for viwing the military might of the cows. Tremble before our power.
This is the dreaded Attack Cow. He is used primarily as a guard. He's very mean.
This is the Concrete Cow. Many would be cow-tippers have met their untimely end at the hands of this cow.
This is the Man-Eating cow. He's usually very hungry. That's why he eats people.
This is the cow militia, they will be the backbone of our revolution. And we really couldn't think of anything humourous to add to them.
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