Welcome to the page that is filled with the very funky cows, whose mission in our revolution will be to distract you. They tend to be very good at this.
These are the psychedelic cows. Most of you can guess who they are meant to distract.
These cows will distract the motorists amongst you. And possibly several pedestrians. We learned long ago that you humans are rubber-neckers. Anything is distracting to you people.
These cows will distract people who protest alot. We were running low on ideas at that time.
These cows will distract the small children and easily amused amongst you.
These cows will replace us while we plan our revolution. Quite clever, you agree?
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