~Toy Report~
Cast: Fancy as Kitty

Bo as Dally

Bubbly as himself

 

Kitty: Hi, kids! Welcome to Toy Report! I’m Kitty, and this is my mean brother Dally!
Dally: Hi, idiot.

Kitty: Do you always have to open the show like that?
Dally: Yes. I want people to realize you are an idiot.

Kitty: No, I’m not. I’m smarter than you.

Dally: Not in a million years. I know much more about toys than you do. Especially about Barbie dolls, which were created in 1959 by… well, some girl named Barbie.

Kitty: Well, at least you know when they started. Anyway, today’s show is a special one because here to join us is one of the Beanie Baby bears you can only get at these gift shows going on right now. Please welcome, in his first public appearance since the Atlanta gift show in July, Bubbly!

Bubbly: Wow, it’s great to be here. I mean, hello America! Girls, call me!
Dally: Call you a dork.

Kitty: In the tradition of Toy Report, would you like some tea?
Bubbly: No thanks. I just had some with…

Dally: Get real, Kitty. No one offers people tea anymore. You got to have something like this.

Kitty: Sprite Remix?
Dally: It’s mighty fresh… not like your tea-loving shenanigans.

Bubbly: You know, I have to stop by Regis in a few minutes, so…

Kitty: No, no. Please stay. I’m not one to beg people to stay, but I haven’t seen you, ever.

Dally: Me either, but I’m mean.

Kitty: I hate you. One day I’m telling on Mom.

Bubbly: Your mom… is she even here?

Kitty: She needed to attend some thing on flowers, so, no.

Dally: You and Mom love flowers. Why don’t you both marry flowers?
Kitty: At least I’m not saying “Hi idiot” to all my friends.

Dally: At least I’m not saying “Hi idiot” to all my friends.

Kitty: Are you mimicking me?
Dally: Are you mimicking me?
Bubbly: Shut up! No one should be mimicking anyone! Gosh, you two give me a bad migraine!
Dally: Good. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah…

Bubbly: QUIIIIIIIIET!

Kitty: Bubbly, before you leave, would you like this doggy bag full of cute stuffed dogs?
Dally: Uck, cute stuffed dogs. I wish there weren’t such thing as dogs.

Kitty: You ARE a dog.

Dally: Oh, so you’re saying I’m cute and stuffed? I ought to pound you!

Kitty: I ought to pound you – I’m a strong and invincible cat! You can’t treat me with respect, then you get what you deserve!
Bubbly: Do you always have to fight? I took time away from being sold in a Hallmark to come to your show, and now I wish I was still at Hallmark wishing I was sold to someone with much more respect than you two imbeciles!

Kitty: Okay, nice to have you, Bubbly.

Bubbly: NOT nice to see you.

Dally: I love you, Bubbly. You’re so mean and nasty…

Bubbly: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kitty: That’s all the time we have on “Toy Report”. See you next time, and LIVE FROM THE BEANIE ZOO, IT’S BEANIEDAY NIGHT!