~Bunga Raya’s Internationale Bears Shau~
Cast: Mother as Bunga Raya

Muddy as William

 

Announcer: Hola, you’re watching “Bunga Raya’s Internationale Bears Shau”, the shau where internationale bears talk to my amigo Bunga Raya about what’s going on in their lives. And now, heeeeere’s Bunga!

Bunga Raya: Gracias, gracias. Welcome to “Bunga Raya’s Internationale Bears Shau”, where I talk to my amigos about their homeland, what’s new with them, and all that stuff. We’ve got a great show tonight. We’ve got the new UK exclusive bear William on our show tonight… and for those of you who want to see Will.I.Am. from that group Black Eyed Peas and got confused, they filmed Pepsi Smash here last week. How the banana peel did you get so confused? Now it’s my time. I talk about me, me, and only me. Me, myself, and I. I’m worried about things in Korea. I mean, do I even know anyone from Korea? Is Kim Jong Il a kuzua or not? People say he isn’t. Also, vote Wirabear in the Info Beanie polls! Vote Wirabear now or vote for some common no name like Muddy! Anyway, here’s our first guest. He’s great. He’s good. He’s a British stud. Hey, so is Prince William. As a matter of fact, that’s just who he’s named after – oh, wait, he’s named for Shakespeare. Please welcome, just introduced on Thursday, William the UK exclusive!

William: Hey! What’s up, Bunga Raya? What’s happening, B.R.? You look fantastic!
Bunga Raya: B.R.? What the hell is that?
William: That’s your name. Bunga Raya.

Bunga Raya: I don’t know anybody named Bunga Raya.

William: How about yourself? The show is named after you. And I think you’re fab-a-licious. You’re like royalty, like me, and you’re sexy.

Bunga Raya: I am the queen of my court, because I work here and I’m the boss! So, tell me, Ty released you in Thursday?
William: Yes. I don’t understand why he didn’t release me back in March.

Bunga Raya: Then show him your six-pack and you’ll be released quick! All I had to do to be the first Malay-si-an exclusive was show Ty my boobs at the Chinese New Year parade!

William: You don’t have boobs. You’re a bear.

Bunga Raya: And cows’ udders are sexy. You tell me what’s wrong with that.

William: Tons of stuff. Back in England, we always say, “What the dickens, governor?”

Bunga Raya: We say stuff like that but we always swear in the name of fruits.

William: If you like fruit so much then why do you curse in their name? “Oh, what the banana? Damn apple! Holy shiitake!” It’s like using religious people as your curses, saying “Jesus” and “O God”.

Bunga Raya: Shiitake mushrooms aren’t fruits. They don’t have seeds.

William: I’m just saying, the way you joke around… it’s too… not good.

Bunga Raya: Audience, what do you think of what William just said?
(everybody in the audience gets up to smack themselves in the face)
William: They hate my opinion that much?
Bunga Raya: Yes. I’m like the prime ministo. When we come back, Gloria Estefan performs tribute to late greats Celia Cruz and Compay Segundo. Plus, LIVE FROM THE BEANIE ZOO, IT’S BEANIEDAY NIGHT!