~Monologue~
Cast: Color Me Bunny as himself

Color Me Bunny: Thank you! It’s a thrill to be hosting “Beanieday Night Live”! The good thing about me hosting is that I don’t need wardrobe to constantly change me. They can just use markers to color all over me to make my outfits. Anyway, since it’s almost Easter, I thought I’d do an Easter Egg Hunt. Dippy ate all the eggs, so we can’t play the game. Then I suggested we exchange baskets, but Seadog disapproved because he thought the materials were made of dog. The only activity left we have to do is “Decorate the host”. That would be me, but I’m not in the mood. After this I need to go into an hour of makeup. So, I guess we’ll have to wait until next Easter for the cast to have a decent celebration. But hey, why don’t I do some stand-up to warm up the crowd? You see, the thing about Easter is that “East” is in the name of the holiday. Why isn’t there another holiday to follow that, like “Wester” or “Norther” or “Souther”? Why “Easter”? And why a bunny? Why is the bunny the symbol of Easter? Why not the egg or the blade of grass? And why do they call it a blade of grass? You can’t cut yourself with grass! But you can with glass! Grass, glass; get it? Well, anyway, I’m glad to be here because no one would let me stay in a hotel. They said there were too many bunnies checking in on the hotel televisions. If you know what I mean… and the thing with hotel televisions is, why are the local stations on different channels than on your regular TV? So, I’m going to sleep with Dippy in her apartment. I don’t mind because she doesn’t roar. That’s what’s been going on with me. Now I need to have my swimsuit painted on for the big spring break party; I’m going naked. Just kidding. Nip is here, so stick around! We’ll be right back!