~A Message From Ty Warner~
Cast: Decade as Ty Warner

Smitten as Pink Ty

Dublin as Green Ty

Mother as Yellow Ty

Eggs III as Purple Ty

 

Announcer: The following is a message from the president of Ty Inc.

Ty: Good evening collectors. I am Ty Warner. For those of you who don’t remember me, I am the #44 billionaire as ranked by Forbes Magazine. They wouldn’t put me in the top ten because I’ve got issues. As you know, I unveiled and signed Decade Beanie Babies nearly a month ago and it was great. But now I think my people friends are at it again. You see, the online Beanie community is constantly up my racket with this Decade bear. When a picture of a purple Decade was released, a reader on the Ms. Janie website told of 10 colors of Decade flying around and a graphic editing program being put out with pictures of Decade being altered digitally. And now, on Mr. Beanwell’s chat series “Beanieday Night Live” I am now being impersonated by Decade. All because of this, I will tell the truth: people do impersonate Decade color-wise, but they do the same to me. Inside these four doors are my clones. Meet the pink Ty.

Pink Ty: I’m a little girlie-guy. I love the Beanie Babies and I love the Beanie Baby God.

Ty: Adorable. I left this pink version of me half a thousand dollars for support because I love all my Tys. In the next door is a green Ty.

Green Ty: It’s not easy being green… if only I could be red or yellow… or gold… or ty-dyed.

Ty: Sorry, I couldn’t make you ty-dyed. I was too cheap.

Green Ty: So am I. All your clones are made as cheap as you are.

Ty: Guess it runs in the family. In door number three is a yellow Ty.

Yellow Ty: I am the sunshine of Ty’s life because I’m yellow! I’m as yellow as sunflowers, as yellow as gold, as yellow as…

Ty: QUIET!
Yellow Ty: You can’t tell me what to do! I’m Ty Warner!
Ty: Well, that makes two of us. And finally, in this last door, the most controversial and the most talked about… people have been putting pre-sell auctions for this guy on eBay, a purple Ty.

Purple Ty: Hi, kids! Today is super-dee-duper!

Ty: I wanted to fix that one. That one’s constantly full of it. He acts like a purple dinosaur.

Purple Ty: Everyone, sing it with me: “Things aren’t going great for you today, there’s just one thing you wanna say, but you’re afraid you won’t get it right…” Everyone, say it with me!
Ty: I shouldn’t have made a purple version of me. That looks like me at 4 years old. Okay, what do you want me to say? Oh, okay. LIVE FROM THE BEANIE ZOO, IT’S BEANIEDAY NIGHT!