~The Curly Show~

Cast: Woody as Curly

Baby Boy as Demetria

Baby Girl as Olympia

Eggs III as Cassia

 

Announcer: You’re watching B! Bear Television. Coming up next, “The Curly Show”.

Curly: It’s the only late night talk show for the bears, by the bears, hosted by a bear, “The Curly Show”! Curly here! People are always telling me, “Curly, you’re so wrinkly, you look like that old dude from that show on HBO. What’s the deal?” Well, I tell them, “I’m a fuzzy bear! That’s it! Now go away!” Ha-ha! Anyway, let’s get to business. Our first subject tonight, “Where are the Attic Treasures? Why hasn’t Ty released any new ones? Have they been discontinued?” That’s the buzz right now – are these Attic Treasures gone for good or is Ty pulling another 1999? Let’s interview three of the last Attics to be retired, please welcome Demetria, Olympia, and Cassia!
Demetria: Hi, Curly!
Olympia: Hey, Curly!
Cassia: We had fun in Florida!

Curly: Well, now you get to spend some time in a cave. So, what’s going on with you guys?
Olympia: Well, I’ll start. Ty retired the entire Attic Treasures line-up last month and all the questions are coming. People are asking retailers, “Have the Attic Treasures been discontinued or will there be more coming out?” I think these people are crazy. Ty tells people to expect the unexpected, and so, we’re doing it and expect to have kids.

Curly: Demetria, what’s your input?

Demetria: Well, Curly, honey, I didn’t get pregnant yet, so I can’t tell. I mean, I would like to have some kids and give them to Ty to release as Attic Treasures, but Ty told me, “No, you can’t give me these unless they look like Curly.”

Curly: Hey, that’s me! Ha-ha-ha!
Demetria: Anyway, Ty said he didn’t want to make Attic Treasures any more. He’s already having trouble with the declining Beanie market, and can’t manage so many lines at once. He discontinued the Pillow Pals, Baby Ty, and Beanie Kids, and now us, the Attic Treasures. We’ve been waiting for something to come. Right now I’m going in for cosmetic surgery to become a Beanie Baby. I think my name will be “Blue Heaven”.

Curly: Sounds like the name of a racehorse. Cassia, any plans for the future?
Cassia: Well, if people want me, they can come and get me. If Ty’s not going to make Attic Treasures, I’ll try to stick up to him and release my own line of stuffed teddy bears. I think I’ll call them, “The Chubbley Bears”!
Curly: Sorry, but there’s already a bear company called the Chubbley Bears and they’re Ty’s biggest rivals.

Cassia: Well, I’ll release my own line of stuffed bears. I think I’ll name them… Boyds Bears! Vermont Teddy Bears! Stately Bears! Any of those names taken?
Curly: You’re less creative than that guy I saw on CNN. Well, it was great having you tonight. We’re going to end the show 45 minutes early. I enjoyed making you laugh, so see you tomorrow, and LIVE, FROM THE BEANIE ZOO, IT’S BEANIEDAY NIGHT!