~A Message From Ty Warner~

Cast: Bandito as Ty Warner

Baby Boy as Sparkles

Ty: Good evening, America. I am here tonight to talk to you about my hobby: collecting real estate. I’m not the richest landowner in America, I’m pretty sure I’m not even the richest toy maker in America, either. But I do know one thing about real estate: I can’t get enough of it. And I think you people should understand me. I hate being called down on the street with a kid saying, “Ooh, look at that crazy man with the real estate! And he collects Beanie Babies!” People seem to take me very differently. The press doesn’t make a big deal out of me, but I need to hide so I don’t give details on my upcoming Beanies. Look at Hollywood – they get bothered each day for previews of new movies. I knew they were going to make “The Hulk” into a movie before the Super Bowl. But nobody knew I was going to make a Royal Blue Peanut in advance. Nobody got to see a picture of Grunt three months before it released. So I need to stay private and keep quiet. If they find out I have another house, they can all sneak in to find my private Beanie information, like I have in this package. In this package is one of the most confidential things I have wanted to keep from the people, until tonight. I will open this package for all of you to see. It contains one of the greatest secrets I will ever reveal. (opens package) A Beanie Baby?
Sparkles: That’s right! You put an order for Sparkles to your new address, so I’m here!
Ty: Oh, no. I thought January was over. America, don’t buy Beanies from the Ty Store. When a Beanie spends a month and a half trapped in a box, they get way too snappy. Good night, and… I’m in a bad mood. Sparkles, why don’t you say it?
Sparkles: LIVE, FROM THE BEANIE ZOO, IT’S BEANIEDAY NIGHT!