~Monologue~
Cast: Peace as himself

Smitten as Jane

Peace: Thank you! It’s so great to be here hosting “Beanieday Night Live”! First of all, it’s my birthday, and this is like the best thing that could have happened to me today – I get to host the chat on my birthday! I can’t believe it – me up here. You know, when a Beanie Baby celebrates a birthday, it’s not really a big deal. I mean, all it really is, it’s a date on the tag. “Yay! Today’s the day on your tag! Let’s party like it’s 2099!” When you party just because it’s that day listed on your tag, it gets a little boring. That’s why at Ty they only celebrate birthdays for current Beanies – so they don’t tire out. But I have to go to so many retired Beanies’ birthday parties. I mean, last Saturday I tried to make it for Sidekick’s show – by the way, sorry about losing, Sidekick – but I was booked to go attend Wallace, Wiggly, and Peanut’s birthday parties. I had to go to Scotland, a circus, and the Pacific Ocean for stinking birthday parties! And just to let you know, it ain’t great down in the Pacific Ocean! Teenagers throw garbage in the water. I mean, when I was there, I had a surfboard thrown on me. Now, going back on topic, it’s really…

Jane: Peace, sorry to interrupt, but they want you in Egypt to attend Niles’s birthday.

Peace: Oh, not now. I’m hosting a chat here.

Jane: Oh, great. I’ll send the Peace Buddy. It will be guh-reat.

Peace: Okay, we’ve got a great chat coming up, so stick around!