~Whiny Adults~
Cast: Mom-E as Nancy

Smitten as Joan

Red White & Blue as Mr. Guy

Mother as Lucy

Pappa as Ricky

Tubbo as Lardo

 

Nancy: WAH! Joan, I hate this food! Why can’t you make me something else?
Joan: WAH! Why do you have to be so mean, Nancy?
Nancy: WAH! You never do anything right!
Joan: WAH! I hate you!
Mr. Guy: Um, is there a problem?

Joan: WAH! My milk is sour!
Nancy: My undies need to be changed! WAAAAAAA! WAAAAAA!
Mr. Guy: I’m your servant, Mr. Guy. I had to take this job after being accused of stealing. Now I know how it feels.

Nancy: WAAAH! Come on and give me a kiss! I feel unloved! WAAAAAAAAA!
Mr. Guy: Okay. (gives Nancy a smooch) There. You happy now?
Nancy: That’s not the kind of kiss I want! Lick my lips! I need love! WAAAA!
Mr. Guy: You know, you sound like a 5-year-old.

Joan: I sound like a two-year-old! WAAAH!

Mr. Guy: This is the worst job I ever had to take. First, as a janitor, then as Santa Claus, now this.

Nancy: WAAAAAA! I want to watch “Touched By An Angel”!

Mr. Guy: They only show reruns now. That show’s not making any more new episodes.

Joan: And I want to watch the America’s Most Wanted!
Mr. Guy: Why are you making such a big deal about TV?

Nancy/Joan: We only have one! WAAAAAAAA!

Mr. Guy: I might as well get another one. I mean, I need one too. I have to work so many jobs during the week and this is the worst one.

Joan: WAAAH! Don’t spend all your money!

Mr. Guy: Leave me alone. I just want to be alone. I hate this job. I have to work with you two whiny women just because I was arrested for stealing something I didn’t. I’m telling those policemen they gypped me!

Joan: WAAA! There are more living here! WAAA!
Mr. Guy: Crying because other people are living here… wait a minute… other people living here? Oh no, that means more whiny adults!
Nancy: WAAA! I’d like to introduce you to the other people living here, say hello to Lucy and Ricky! They’ve been married for a long time! WAAAA!
Mr. Guy: Ay yi yi.

Ricky: Lucy… WAAA! You’ve got some ‘splaining to do! WAAAA!
Lucy: WAAAA! WAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAA!
Ricky: WAAAA! WAAAA!

Mr. Guy: Is that all you four do?

Ricky: That’s the way we act! WAAA!
Lucy: WAAAA! WAAAA! WAAA! WAAA!
Mr. Guy: Lucy, can you say something else besides a whine?
Lucy: WAAAAAAAAA!
Ricky: WAAA! She has a disease where all she can say is WAAAA!

Mr. Guy: WAAA! I can’t believe I have to take this! Now I’m getting the fever!
Nancy: Join right in!
Joan: It’s lots of painful fun! WAAAA!

Mr. Guy: I need to call someone about this terrible, terrible place. Anyone who steps in this house has to take four terrible whiners who are grown up and act like such fools.

Joan: There’s someone… WAAAA! Someone else I forgot to introduce you to! WAAA!
Nancy: I want to introduce you to Lardo! WAAA!
Mr. Guy: I don’t like the sound of that name. That must mean he’s…

Lardo: WAAAA! I’m sad because I’m fat! WAAAA! WAAA!

Mr. Guy: I thought so. Uh, maybe this was a big mistake. Now I realize there are five… five whining idiots living in one house?
Lardo: WAAAH! WAAAH! I’m fat!
Lucy: WAAAH! WAAAA!

Ricky: You’ve got some… WAAA! Explaining… WAAA! I said it wrong!
Joan: WAAA!

Nancy: WAAA!

Mr. Guy: AAAAAAAH! I hate this place! Get me out of here!
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