~American and British Soldiers~
Cast: US HERO as John

UK HERO as Nigel

Red White & Blue as American soldier 1

Pappa as British soldier 1

Tubbo as American soldier 2

Dublin as British soldier 2

Baby Boy as American soldier 3

Baby Girl as British soldier 3

Carnation as American soldier 4

Decade as British soldier 4

 

John: Troops, it looks like we finally defeated the enemies, Ty declared major combat over, and we’re doing fine.

Nigel: Yes. If it weren’t for your courage and bravery, you wouldn’t be here right now.

John: Now let’s go back to New York for the celebration.

Nigel: No, John, I said London for the celebration!
John: Nigel, we both agreed on New York!
Nigel: We both agreed on London!
American Soldier 1: Um, I think less American casualties died, so we get to go to New York to celebrate.

British Soldier 1: No, I think the other way, so we get to go to London.

John: People, please! Stop fighting! We live in a land of peace, freedom, and joy!
Nigel: And we live in a land of crumpets and tea.

American Soldier 1: But I don’t like crumpets and tea! I like hot dogs and hamburgers!
British Soldier 1: Yeah, but that’s just your opinion.

Nigel: Okay, okay, enough. We will make sure we all have the foods you all like. We’ll have crumpets and tea, Coke and Pepsi, fish and chips, burgers and fries… stop with the fighting already.

American Soldier 1: What about milk and cookies?
John: Yes, there will be milk and cookies. Just stop with all the questions. Now, before the ship comes to take us back, let me tell you more about where we’re going… New York. When we pass the Statue of Liberty…

Nigel: I told you, London! When we reach London, there will be a nice-looking bridge…

American Soldier 2: Stop fighting! The war is over!
British Soldier 2: Yeah, fight with your wives. I fight with me wife all the time.
Nigel: Be quiet, you…

British Soldier 2: I’ll be fine then.

John: Good. Now that we’re set, where are we headed?
American Soldier 3: New York!
British Soldier 3: No, London! When will you Yanks stop talking?
Nigel: Don’t call them that! We’re still going to London, though.

John: Nigel, we’re going to go to New York. Everyone was happy about it.

Nigel: Not my people.

British Soldier 3: Come on! We need our moment in the sun, you filthy blokes!

Nigel: Yeah, I agree!
American Soldier 3: I don’t like London broil! I like New York style steak!
British Soldier 3: I hate hamburgers!
John: Enough! Is this about food?
American Soldier 4: Yeah, it’s about food! We’re a bunch of fussy people from two different countries bickering about food!
British Soldier 4: We had a war against terrorism… now do we need a war against food?

Nigel: Okay, the British soldiers can come with me to London.

John: And the Americans can come with me to New York.

American Soldier 3: All right!
British Soldier 2: Was looking forward to hearing that.

Nigel: Now, how do we pay for two separate ships?