~A Message From Darren Barker~
Cast: Tubbo as Darren Barker

Bo as Wee-Wee

Mother as St. Clements

 

Announcer: The following is a message from the managing director of Chubbley UK.

Darren Barker: Good evening, Chubbley collectors. Last night I was asked by Sue Owen to do the drawing for the winner of her charity raffle “Cracker of a Draw”, and I reluctantly agreed. At first I said “No” because I knew it would mean I’d have to be tied to a tree and I’d pee in my pants. Then the second time I said “No” because she asked me if I can have my dog do it, but then I feared the dog would pee on me.  The third time I said yes because the pound gave me a dog with a controlled bladder. Isn’t that right, Wee-Wee?

Wee-Wee: Woof! Moron.

Darren Barker: Well, my name is Darren Barker, and like dogs, I can bark, so, I agree… woof!
Wee-Wee: Ha-ha-ha! You barked like me! Ha-ha-ha!
Darren Barker: If only I can ask the pound for a dog that doesn’t laugh. Oh, well, I’ll have to do with this. Anyway, I had agreed to run around in circles like a buffoon and grab a Chubbley Bear as Wee-Wee pulls this string, where I must… ah, I’m wasting valuable paper work writing time and Chubbley making time and Ty beating time. I just want to get this over with. Wee-Wee?

Wee-Wee: Right behind you, Darren Moron.

Darren Barker: How many times have I told you not to say that word? Anyway, let’s do this. Pull me. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Wee-Wee: I hope we don’t broadcast this on the Internet.

Darren Barker: Well, that’s what Sue wanted me to do. And I picked out our winner! Who is it, St. Clements?
St. Clements: Cathie Taylor! Congratulations Cathie, and thank you Mr. Moron!
Darren Barker: I should put a stronger profanity filter onto my bears. Anyway, do you have anything else to say, St. Clements?
St. Clements: Yeah – LIVE FROM THE BEANIE ZOO, IT’S BEANIEDAY NIGHT!