~A Message From Ty Warner~
Cast: Decade as Ty Warner

Mother as herself

Bo as Lightning

Dublin as Spruce

 

Announcer: The following is a message from Ty Warner.

Ty: Good evening, collectors. This week was an amazing week because we elected a new Info Beanie. Because of you, the voters, you have elected that old fart Lightning the horse, who was criticized by Mr. Beanwell as “a horse trapped in a blizzard”. I agree with you – how could you? This fart has been out for a year! Jeez – Just kidding! Kidding! You elected one of my favorite new releases, Mother. Come on out here, give a little speech!

Mother: Hello. I’m sure you may remember me. I am Mother, the third “Beanieday Night Live” cast member, after Flaky and Rusty, to have been elected Info Beanie. It’s a prestigious honor to have gone up against one of the oldest and wisest son of a biotch there is who’s a current Beanie Baby, Lightning the horse. Why don’t you come up here?

Lightning: You, the people, made the wrong decision. I am of legal voting age, 35 horse years! Mother is 18 in bear years or something!

Ty: Why are you arguing over ages? I gave you those dates because you’re Beanie Babies. This ain’t the White House.

Mother: Well, I visited your house, and it is white.

Ty: The San Ysidro Ranch? Um, anyway, it’s a great honor to have the two of you here tonight, celebrating the victory of Mother and my victory over Hallmark saying that I don’t “not get money”.

Spruce: In my country, we say, “don’t”.

Ty: Why are you here, Spruce? I told you not to interrupt, and I think the war is over.

Spruce: Only massive combat, twerp. Now, “Live from the Beanie Zoo, it’s…”
Ty: I GET TO SAY THAT! GET OUT OF HERE!

Lightning: Actually, I should have been the Info Beanie. I should say it.

Mother: I AM Info Beanie, so I should say it.

Ty: Okay, you four are getting on my nerves, so let’s all say it together… “LIVE…”

Lightning: “FROM THE BEANIE ZOO…”
Spruce: “IT’S…”
Mother: You people are so slow! LIVE FROM THE BEANIE ZOO, IT’S BEANIEDAY NIGHT!