~A Message From Mr. Beanwell and Rene Foppe~
Cast: Baby Boy as Mr. Beanwell

Mother as Rene Foppe

Gizmo as himself

Propeller as himself

 

Announcer: The following is a message from satirist Mr. Beanwell and TBZ club moderator Rene Foppe.

Mr. Beanwell: Good evening, collectors.

Rene Foppe: Yes, good evening. It is so great to be here tonight, because it is a special day as my club, The Beanie Zoo, celebrates its fourth year on the Internet.

Mr. Beanwell: It is with great pleasure that the two of us present the most offensive Beanie-themed comedy chat here right now, but we must greatly warn you, don’t say any of this stuff to a Ty retailer: “Chubbleys rule”. “I’d rather buy a Chubbley”. “Down with Beanies”.

Rene Foppe: I support Mr. Beanwell’s satire, as we want people coming so the group can run for another four years… unless someone finks us and Yahoo removes the group.
Mr. Beanwell: We’re watching you finks.

Rene Foppe: Especially that person who interviewed Michael Jackson.

Mr. Beanwell: We’ve been through a lot together, Rene. But your group has been through a lot more.

Rene Foppe: Yeah. It almost makes me want to sing:

 

“From nine little creatures to a giant web site,

From little known toys to exploding like dynamite,

From very few people in the community,

To many as far as the eye can see,

My group has been through a lot,

But if you don’t understand, you’ll be talking like a robot.”

 

Mr. Beanwell: Hey, you’re good. Why don’t I add?

”From a becoming a worldwide sensation, a trend,

To saying it’s the beginning of the end,

Then coming back better than ever,

But then came a little stormy weather…

Michael’s Beantown rigged their contests,

Then 9/11 ruined the markets,

And Chubbley Bears ruled, Ty isn’t so cool,

But still, we’ve stayed together.”

Rene Foppe: Hey, remember when you made that worst dressed list? I loved it so much I cried.

Mr. Beanwell: Oh, yeah. I remember that. Propeller and Gizmo should be ashamed of themselves.

Propeller: Who are you calling ashamed?
Gizmo: I want a recount!

Mr. Beanwell: You know what, just get out of here! Sorry, those two give me a hard time, Rene.

 

Both: “Celebrity-signed Ariels for research of AIDS,

Kaleidoscope, Smooch, Nectar, and Eggs

People think Rene’s got hot long legs

And Mr. Beanwell trashes the hags

With a lot of ups and downs, the Beanie community still seems right,

And LIVE FROM THE BEANIE ZOO, IT’S BEANIEDAY NIGHT!”