1. I took up fishing because...
the police would not grant me a firearms license.
I prefer solitary pursuits.
I like hurting small animals.

2. I wear waders because...
I like the feel of rubber.
mother makes me wear them in bed to stop my bad habit.
to keep my legs dry.

3. When the fish are not biting I amuse myself by...
tidying up my tacklebox.
throwing a big knife into a picture of my boss drawn in the sand.
holding a conversation with the man only I can see.

4. I like visiting fishing websites because...
they might contain adult material involving fish.
I have a thing about pictures of men in waders.
I might learn something to improve my fishing.

5. If I caught a record breaking fish on the endangered list I would probably...
take a photo and release it back alive.
stuff it and keep it as my special friend.
eat it and stick its head on a spike in my garden.

6. When killing fish I prefer to...
bleed it and strike it with a heavy object.
use a semi automatic.
not fool around, smash its head in with a baseball bat.

7. I like night fishing because...
nobody can see me.
I catch more fish at night.
sunlight will cause me to burst into flames.

8. I like fishing because...
I prefer to be left alone.
I enjoy being outdoors.
it gives me a chance to kill things.

9. I like fishing on my own because...
I can hear the voices better.
it hides the fact I have no friends.
I enjoy peace and tranquillity on occasion.

10. The best thing about pier fishing is...
you might see the mafia dump a body.
there are lots of anglers to talk to.
urinating over the side when nobody is looking.

11. Putting all my strength into a cast helps me...
release my built up fustrations.
practice from punching someone.
release tension and possibly gain a greater casting distance.

12. After landing a fish that has put up a good fight you should...
dispatch or release it.
put it back on the hook for an instant action replay.
brand the fish with your sign before releasing it.

13. A floatation suit is used to...
jump off high buildings.
walk on water.
keep you afloat if you fall in.

14. Fishing line can also be used to...
hang pictures on walls.
garot all the non believers.
make me fly like superman.

15. Observing the fisherman below you land and keep a foul hooked fish, you should...
invite yourself over for dinner.
let him know you think he is a very talented fisherman and you didn't know fish swim backwards.
look the other way and keep fishing.

16. Under proper fishing etiquette, when another fisherman near you has a fish on, you should...
cast your line over his to see if you can help him land the fish with your hook.
ignore him, he will go away.
pull your line out of the water and wait until he lands the fish.

17. I really like combat fishing because...
I really enjoy watching rude human behavior.
this means my favorite river is still peaceful and quiet.
it teaches me proper fishing etiquette.

18. The best way to learn a river is...
to ask the closest combat fishing buddy.
read hunting and fishing lies.
fish that river lots and learn its secrets.

19. The greatest thrill from fishing should be...
knowing you can pass gas and no one will say anything.
the memory of the adventure itself.
shouting obscenities at fellow fisherman.

20. I consider this test...
a total waste of time.
a fascinating journey of self discovery.
my only friend.

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