BRILLIANT!!
When did people with computers forget that they might have a printer? It seems to be an epidemic or something. Why else would all these frickin companies try to sell you prints of your own digital photos! 

Yes that's right you (the obviously inept dumbass) is going to pay some dipshit to print your own goddamn pictures. Now except for the fact that these are digital pictures this concept does make sense. In the stone age of photography you'd have to take your 35mm, or other film size camera, to shitmart to get your photos developed and printed.

Ahhh but the digital camera has relieved this burden from the photographer now you can take your pictures put them on the computer and print them ALL BY YOURSELF! Aren't you a big boy you can actually print your own pictures! Apparently this has become too much of a hassle for you fucking people. Having to run to the store to get photo paper, and ink. Oh woe is me, the digital photographer, this is just too much of a chore for me. I'll just let somebody else make money off my dumbfuckingass.

GIVE ME A GODDAMN BREAK!!!! HOW HARD IS THIS SHIT!!!! Why am I going to pay somebody money, send them my pictures,  print out my pictures from my computer JUST SO I CAN GET THEM BACK AGAIN.

Every time I see the proverbial hooker hawking to me something along the lines of "SEND ME YOUR PHOTOS SO I CAN OWN THEM....ERR I MEAN PRINT THEM!!!!". I cock my head to side scanning the words for some hint of sarcasm. When i come up empty I look at my printer behind me then back to the screen and think..."WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!"

Oh yeah BTW when you do send YOUR (key word) photos to THEM to be PRINTED (and that's all).  Legality The Magnificient  performs a trick and makes YOUR PICTURES THEIRS!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!

That's right assholes when you send you pictures to be printed by those fuckers they become copyrights of them!! You can't reprint them, post them on the internet, or display them publicy where they'll be seen. All because you were too fucking lazy to print your own goddamn pictures. You know perhaps I'm mad I didn't think of this shit first. People actually are stupid enough to pay someone to do something that requires almost NO WORK WHAT SO EVER!

Fuckers, stop spamming me out with your bullshit ideas and trying to screw me every chance you get.

P.S. I hope every fucking person who works for Sony Image Station dies a horrible death.
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