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For being a credit card company.... |
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Did you Citi bank assholes really think some shitty advertising campaign would change how people view you? How could anyone possibly forget that as soon as you are one measly millisecond late on your payment that they grab you by the hips and vigorously fuck you in the ass until you literally bleed? God damn you credit card companies you're just as evil as the insurance companies!!! How the hell you can get away with this shit is beyond me. Shit, Al Capone, that horrible mobster dude, charged about 5% interest. Albeit you'd get your hands smashed or get a new pair of cement shoes if you didn't pay but at least the debt would be forgiven if they killed you.
I hope Al Capone comes back from the dead and starts doing the same thing to these assholes that he did back in the day. Not this pussy soprano's drive-you-to-the-woods-and-shoot-you bullshit. I'm talking about total fucking carnage.... |
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<--- what happens when capone ruins your shit |
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That ladies and gentlemen is an actual picture of the 1929 valentine's day massacre.
4 henchmen + 7 fuckers + 150 bullets = People getting all kinds of fucked up.
No uncle sam didn't get him for murder, he didn't even get him for hiring hitmen. No uncle sam got him for screwing him out of his tax money.
The moral of the story... Pay your taxes and everything will be fine.
In the meantime keep shredding those credit applications. You wouldn't want those to fall in the wrong hands would you? |
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Think that credit companies would be in deep shit if capone came back |
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back to things I would kill if I were Al capone |
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