Home of the govenor who will fuck you in the ass. LITERALLY!
Don't get me wrong I have nothing against gay people but I do have a slight petpeeve for getting fucked in the ass. This moron keeps our property taxes skyrocketing so he can:

1. Take down toll booths because that parkway sure was lightening my wallet.
2. Make sure insurance companies stop bitching about being poor (like they don't make a killing off us NJ dickheads)
3. Get his dick sucked

"HUH? How the hell do you figure that last one?" You're probably asking to yourself. Well here's how I figured it out fucktards.
There you have it morons. Cipel sucked Mcgreevy's dick for a living. How the fuck else could an immigrant who has never even been to this God damn country get a 110,000 dollar a year job without doing someone a "special favor". Mind you this fucktard probably doesn't even know who George Washington is and Mcgreevy's dumbass puts him in as a Security advisor. Gee do you think that might make someone suspiscious? Even Bush would think that's a bad idea and he's a complete stone dumb idiot. So while my taxes are going to get Mcgreevy's dick wet from a guy. I get fucked in the ass by having to pay this douchebag for a job he couldn't fucking do!!

Like that wasn't bad enough Cipel is filing a sexual harrasment lawsuit against Mcgreevy. Crying about how horrible it was to be abused and harrased by such a powerful politician. GIVE ME A GODDAMN BREAK!!! This asshole got to toss Mcgreevy's salad for $110K (maybe even liked it), got the privilege to live in the U.S., and was given countless other high paying jobs (after being referenced by his lover) after he figured out he couldn't make it as a security advisor. Yea he's a victim, a victim of being a greedy fucking bastard. Fuck him and everyone like him. They should both burn in hell.

Update: Apparently Cipel actually might have some integrity. He decided not to go through with the suit. On second thought I don't give a shit he's still a bastard.

But on the lighter side of this Mcgreedy (as we like to call him) has resigned. I think this is the best possible thing that could fucking happen. I had hoped he would die a humiliating death. Perhaps by choking on a pretzel but no... this is much sweeter. For now he can never run for office again, he's competely humilated both himself and his entire family AND HE CAN BLAME NOONE BUT HIMSELF!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Indeed the powers that be have bestowed upon him a far greater punishment than I could ever think of. How ironic that the govenor that's been screwing us has in turned screwed himself.
Think that this ambiguosly gay duo should be burned at the stake
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