Kerrang issue 827 November 11th 2000

Manson list's his 10 villains

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT

Star of 'i Konw What You Did Last Summer' and other bad films.

Manson: "Jennifer Love Hewitt has an awful collection of chest hair. No, she represents goodness and wholesomeness and she probably drinks milk. Even though it's not her fault, I'd still like to punch her in the tits."

JOE LIEBERMAN

Democratic party politician and possible future vice president.

Manson: "He's the vice presidential candidate who has been running with Al Gore. He's someone who has vocally expressed his dislike for me and I think that people like him are a danger to free speech."

RSUH LIMBAUGH

Republican party politician and possible future president.

Manson: "He's on the other side, on the right-wing. He's equally dangerous and is sort of a fat talk-show host who just espouses his Christian morals onto everyone and for that reason I think he's equally dangerous but from a completely different point of view."

PUFF DADDY

Bad-boy businessman disguised as a rapper

Manson: "puff Daddy is responsible for the decline of music in the '90s. He's the true antichrist because he has destroyed everything that was good about the history of rock 'n' roll - when you sample it and have kids think that you wrote 'Kashmir' rather than Jimmy Page, then you've upset the balance."

ROSIE O'DONNELL

Rotund comedienne turned chat show host/actress. Laughs like a seal.

Manson: "She's a Cunt."

CREED

Multi-million selling rock band lead by son-of-a-preacherman Scott Stapp.

Manson: "Creed are the Stryper of the new millennium, only Stryper had better outfuts.. all that yellow and black. They're Christians, I believe, and they promote goodness, which I think is a terrible thing. Also the guy's got an awful collection of chest hair."

DOLORES C. TUCKER

Black political activist currently suing wrestling organisation WCW.

Manson: "She is like a person who is a dangerous threat to free speech."

ED FROM LIVE

Honest, passionate and balding. Found a guru via the internet.

Manson: "Ed from Live is a sub-celebrity that dared to challenge me and if he ever comes face to face with me again he will really hear the dolphin's cry. He was at a bar in Los Angeles and he told me that I was evil and that as it was the House Of Love I should leave. I don't really know what that means. I don't know how to spell his last name (That'll be Kowalczyk - Names Ed). He's so un-famous that it's worthless even to talk about him. Let's move on."

PAT ROBERTSON

Scarily successful television evangelist.

Manson: "Pat Robertson is a Christian evangelist who runs the 700 club which poses as a TV Christian ministry. I've been there and I think it's a crime against God's nature what he does for a living."

MARILYN MANSON

Leader of a generation of disenfranchised youth or selfobsessed cultural magpie?

Manson: "I've chosen myself because it's my job to be a villain. I make villains look good whereas all the other choices don't."

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