"Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, but hating, my boy, is an art." - Ogden Nash
"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." - Woody Allen
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known." - Walter Elias Disney
"A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy." - Guy Fawkes
"Black holes would suggest that God not only plays dice, but also sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen." - Stephen Hawking
"The real question is not whether machines think, but whether men do." - BF Skinner
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" - Mr. Blonde
"An unalterable and unquestioned law of the musical world required that the German text of French operas sung by Swedish artists should be translated into Italian for the clearer understanding of English-speaking audiences." - Edith Wharton
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Art is a revolt against fate." - Andre Malraux
"Man is born to live, not to prepare for life." - Boris Pasternak
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." - Don Corleone
"Cheer up! The worst is yet to come!" - Philander Chase Johnston
"Of all the heavenly gifts that mortal men commend, what trusty treasure in the world can countervail a friend?" - Nicholas Grimald
"Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post." - Lord Charles Beresford
"Our life is frittered away by details... Simplify, simplify." - Henry David Thoreau
"It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do." - Jerome K Jerome
"Some people never go crazy; how horrible their lives must be!" - Charles Bukowsky
"The truth is rarely pure and never simple." - Oscar Wilde
"This world is comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those that feel." - Horace Walpole
"All the world is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer." - Robert Owen
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." - Alice Walker
"The awful thing is that beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and Devil are fighting there, and the battlefield is the heart of man." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Death never takes the wise by surprise - they are always ready to go." - Jean de la Fontaine
"The writer must be universal in sympathy and an outcast by nature: only then can he see clearly." - Julian Barnes
"What is a weed? A Plant whose virtues have not been discovered." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Heaven is music and every child is born of the songs of angels." - Flavia Weedn
"We have shared each other's gladness and wept each other's tears." - Charles Jeffreys
"The music in my heart I bore long after it was heard no more." - Wordsworth
"Love is at the door, shall I let him in?" - Lillie Fuller Merriam
"There are no turtles anywhere." - Ponder Stibbons