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positives of being alone

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negatives of being alone

1.         You are free to take with you whoever you choose at social events.

1.         You don’t have someone to come with you at social events.

2.         When you will eventually have sex it will be a memorable experience.

2.         You cannot have sex whenever you need / want it.

3.         On Saturdays when everyone is crowding at a club’s door in order to go in just because their better half wants to go hear loud music and dance, you have the flexibility to do whatever you please.

3.         On Saturdays when everybody goes out with their boy(girl)friend you often stay home alone.

4.         You save a big load of money on phone bills and dead mobile phone batteries, you also save your self from the agonizing question “where can I find a socket to plug the phone for a recharge”

4.         You phone does not ring so often.

5.         You don’t have to change dippers to your just born child as you can always adopt one of a more mature age.

5.         The possibility of having your own children is limited.

6.         You are free to go out with your friends as often as you want.

6.         Your friends can’t help you fulfill your sexual needs.

7.         You can wear whatever you want and you don’t have to shave every day.

7.         You always have to wear clean underwear when you go out.  You never know what luck might bring!!!

8.         You always go to work on time as it is rare to stay up all night having sex.

8.         You don’t have someone to call you during your launch brake.

9.         You can arrange your vacation in however you please, sea or mountain, friends or family, winter or summer.

9.         You won’t have the pleasure of getting some time off your job for your honey moon if you don’t have a future wife / husband.

10.      You don’t have someone’s cold feet near yours during the night.

10.     You will have to use more than one blankets to keep yourself warm during the night.

11.      You don’t have to shower every day (Mpiaxx you filthy pig  !!!!!!!!!).

11.      You have to shower every day!

12.      You don’t have to be afraid that your girlfriend-boyfriend sleeps with your best friend

12.     Your friends might already have a two girl(boy)friends whilst you don’t even have one.

13.      You can watch whichever channel you please without having to fight for the remote control of the TV.

13.     You don’t have someone to share your popcorn with.

14.      You will have more time to find some things about your self that you didn’t think they existed.

14.     You will have too much free time.

15.      You can stay at work until late without having to cancel a date.

15.     If your employer knows that you are alone then you’re in deep trouble.  Overtime will be a sure thing for you.

16.      Working overtime means more money in your wallet so when you’re alone you earn more money.

16.     If you are alone sometimes you don’t have a suitable purpose to spend your money (ex. gifts)

17.      When you’re alone you spend less money so it is a win – win situation for your financial status.

17.     As above.  Don’t make us write the same thing again!!!!!!!

18.      You will have the time to study, read a book, watch a movie, listen to music, exercise.

18.     You don’t have someone to come to a drive-in cinema with you.

19.      You can watch football or go out for shopping without apologizing to nobody.

19.     After some time you will get bored shopping or watching football by yourself.

20.      You don’t have to put on your girl(boy)friend pressing for marriage.

20.     As all the “MPAKOURI CLUB” members, you have fewer possibilities on getting married.

21.      You don’t have to meet any future mother or father in law.

22.      You will have to put up with annoying relatives that keep telling you over and over that you will have to settle down have a family etc. etc. which  can be pretty boring at times.