Are you easily amused? Do the simplest things in life keep you occupied? The type of things you do your friends watch and say what the hell is that retard doing? Well I am one of the easily amused. I am not ashamed of it either. I actually consider myself lucky. There are plenty of times where you have a lot of dead time to kill and don’t know what to do. Well my job is nothing but killing time. Here are a few things I have done with the extra time in my life. Have you ever noticed all the lines in your hands? Well I did when I was younger, about 3 years younger. I had a little too much fun noticing them one day and decided to take an ink pen and trace every one of them. At first I did all the big lines. Then I realized that that was not good enough and I had to cover the smaller lines also. So about after an hour of cover my left hand in ink I came to a conclusion that the right one needed to be done. You see I have a problem with certain things. If I believe a tiny thing should be one way it will drive me crazy until I change it. I was talking to Random yesterday I believe about a poster on a wall. If the poster would be put on the wall crooked it would drive us into such craziness that we would have to straighten the poster out. Now I noticed a slight problem with my right hand. It did not have any ink on it. So of course I had to ink up my right hand also. Lighters are a favorite pass time of mine. Many endless hours were spent lighting various things on fire. Thousands of tiny innocent bugs running around on the ground doing nothing, but scurrying around (it’s more fun with a magnifying glass, less chance of burning yourself). Lighting countless bits of paper just to watch the smoke curl up from the beautiful flame. I’ve spent enough time using lighters that I figured out a way to light a cigarette with your hand. You curl your hand up and fill it with butane from the lighter. Light your hand up with the lighter, then stick your cigarette from the flames emitting from your hand. Be careful! It may look cool, but its not very impressive when you scream like a little wuss in front of the girl you are trying to impress cause you just gave yourself blisters from your flaming hand. Well enough about lighters, or else this will be a story about fun with explosives, payload model rockets, and small rodents. Origami? . Ehhhwww the art of folding paper to make cute little animals and other geeky stuff. If you know what I am talking about then you are a geek. Don’t worry I am with you. Hey, but the girls love it. I suggest to all the guys to learn how to make the little frog that actually jumps. That always gets them. Don’t do the gay swan thing that every other geek does. I say win there hearts with a frog. See, probably didn’t think folding paper could get you girls. Good place to do this skill is at a bar. Don’t get too drunk, folding paper and lots of beer doesn’t work very well. Going back to bugs. Apart from burning them with lighters and magnifying glasses I watch them. I can spend hours watching ants. They scurry around looking for food, building their little hills, and biting my damn legs. I also have a tendency to spit on them. Get a nice spitter in your mouth and let it fall on an unknowing ant. I am just amazed by how he must feel to have this giant blob land on you. You try like hell to move, but you’re stuck in it. Making lots of effort just to move a little. Takes about 5 minutes for a goo strong ant. The small ants not the big ones. It is kind of sick and demented in a way, but those little leg biters deserve it. Spider wars are another anti bug lover pastime. When I was younger I would gather a bunch of wolf spiders. The bigger the better! First I make a small pit (a little arena if I may say) in some sand so it looks like a little bowl. Then take two spiders, if you got a lot of them save them for the main event. Place them in the pit. Take a small little twig about the size of a toothpick and keep taping them on the head. Now this really pisses them off, so keep fingers out of biting distance. They soon get really violent and attack each other. The winner is the survivor. My friends and me used to wager our lunch money on this stuff. These are just a few of the things that I have done when I have had time to kill. I will probably write more on the things that I have done in the future. But for now I am of to burn bugs and draw on myself.