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| TAKE A BREAK A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the road on her way home, she was knock down by a car and die instantly... Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "Ithought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out from the path of the coming Car?" You'll love this! SCROLL DOWN and see what God said to her... God replied, "I couldn't recognize you!" |