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| Pidal Joke The text capital of the world, the country that gave birth to Macoy Jokes and Erap Jokes, now gives us Pidal Jokes. The following are just the ones that I got in my cellphone. Just in case you didn't get these in your cellphones... Fuming mad daw si gma sa "incredible hulk" expose ni ping! She confronted BIG MIKE and said... SINO TOH? DIKO ALAM TOH! KABIT MO BA TOH? MAGSABI KA NG TOH-TOH-O! 09:48:25pm 2003.08.19 Jose Velarde and Jose Pidal are making a movie together. It will be called Dumb and Dumber. Sponsored by the Ateneo Alumni Association. 07:21:13pm 2003.08.21 WORST PINOY CURSE: May u have d height of GMA,IQ of ERAP,integrity of FVR,fairness of GRINGO,Humility of Sec.REYES,honesty of MIKE ARROYO & sexuality of PING! 10:35:05pm 2003.08.22 Mabuti na lang No.1 si GMA.Ang plaka ng kotse niya ay no.ONE. Plaka ni Vicky ay No.TOH!----- Biking is not a good exercise. Yun PIDAL NG PIDAL.. TUMATABA! 05:15:00pm 2003.08.22 Q:kung ang ekonomiya ng ibang South East Asian countries ay De-MOTOR na, ano naman ang ekonomiya natin under GMA. A: De-PIDAL 03:16:41am 2003.08.25 JOSE P-I-D-A-L irambol mo yung pidal and you get L-A-P-I-D LAPID CHICHARON NAKU! SI MIKE ARROYO NGA! 03:32:18pm 2003.08.25 SIGAW NG BAYANS IBAGSAK ANG PIDALISMOS LABANAN ANG TOH-RERISMO! 08:31:48pm 2003.08.28 Gloria: I love you Mike. Mike: I love you Toh. 09:36:19pm 2003.08.28 What does ateneo have that la salle doesn't have? Jose RIZAL Jose VELARDE Jose PIDAL. 11:16:36pm 2003.08.29 Bagay daw talaga sina Mike A at Vicky Toh. Para silang TOHkwa't baboy! 09:38:01pm 2003.08.29 What do gringo honasan & mike arroyo have in common? Gringo has a mistah.. Mike has a mis toh. 06:02:22pm 2003.08.30 GMA will soon announce a 4-point plan that will secure her place in history: 1.Divorce Mike A. 2.Indict Mike A. 3.Convict Mike A. 4.but Save Nani Perez. 11:31:58am 2003.09.01 wats wrong if mike arroyo is doing a laundering job? it's a family business. gloria is a lavandera, remember? 11:35:53am 2003.09.01 Anong favrit fud ni mike? puTOH! Favorite collection nya? Mga baTOH! Kanino siya galit? Sa mga taong pumipiTOH! Kmusta na sya ngayon? litong-liTOH! 03:24:05pm 2003.09.01 Whats d difference bet. ERAP & MIKE ARROYO? Both billionaires, both atenista, both fat, both jose, both stupid. Pero si Erap, mas ok taste sa babae. u 06:51:53pm 2003.09.01 Talaga? E bakit ang napangasawa nya e? A, ewan! u 08:57:50am 2003.09.04 Ano ang big dream ni Mike Arroyo? Sagot: Ang VICTORIA ni GLORIA sa TOH thousand & four election sa TOHlong ng salaPING nakuha sa MAHUSAY na donation! 12:18:32pm 2003.09.02 PLEASE PASS: I SALUTE PING FOR the EXPOSE, GALING MO MAG-INTEL SA MGA BANK ACCOUNT, KAYA PALA ALAM MO KUNG SINO ANG KIKIDNAPIN! 10:24:18am 2003.09.03 SYERAP FILES: Q: kung ang nickname ni Ignacio Arroyo ay IGGY, ano po naman nickname ni Mike Arroyo? A: PIGGY 12:49:56pm 2003.09.03 Like father, like son. Si MIKE, may Vicky TOH. Si MIKEY nman may Rufa Mae quinTOH! Sabi n PING. 05:06:45pm 2003.09.03 ENGLISH: MIKE ARROYO GRILLED IN SENATE BY PING! TAGALUGIN NATIN: MIKE ARROYO NILITSON SA SENADO NI PING-PING! akin ang balat ha!! 05:14:06pm 2003.09.03 we must respect other peoples opinion, my family & i are for LACSON, we admire him and he has done a lot.. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE WAS MAYOR OF MANILA! 11:49:40am 2003.09.05 NEWSFLASH: GMA is finally resigning. According 2 GMA: Nang tinira nyo c MIKE, tiniis ko kahit msakit. Pero ngayon, c NANI naman. Ayoko na! PERSONALAN NA YAN! 12:56:16pm 2003.09.06 |