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| Konting patawa lang KNOW the movie "MULAN?" Part four na yon! First episode nun "Mulog," Then "Midlat," Tapos "Mambon," Saka pa lang "Mulan" Coming soon na ang "Magyo," Next ang "Maha," finally "Maraw". ________________________ SABI nila nauubos na raw ang mga puno, isda at ibon sa mundo. Ang masakit pa rito ay dahan-dahan daw namamatay ang mga unggoy Kaya naalala agad kita...ingat ka ha? _________________________ If you were my CRUSH I would admire you If you were my FRIEND I would treasure you If you were ME, grabe mag artista ka na, Sayang ka! ________________________ WHEN I was lost you were there, When I was down you were there. When I was heartbroken you were there. When I got really sick you were there. ABA, hindi kaya ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko? _________________________ I sent an angel to watch over you kanina He/She returned to me and said: "GRABE! ANG CUTE NIYA!" Binatukan ko nga, Kasi sabi ko ikaw ang bantayan, Hindi yung kung sinu-sino! _________________________ I live a very difficult life. I always get hurt. Whenever people call me cute, Heartthrob and gorgeous It really hurts inside...totoo pala, The truth hurts!!! In the U.S, they have BILL CLINTON, ;JOHNNY CASH, BOB HOPE and STEVIE WONDER. ;In the Philippines, we have ERAP, NO BILL, NO CASH and NO HOPE..... NO WONDER!!! Fernando Barican's dual citizenship has just been confirmed. He is half-Filipino and half-Filipina! DIOS KO DAY!! Did you know that Brother Mike Velarde kicked out all the gays from EL SHADDAI? As a result, they got mad and formed their ;very own... "DIOSKODAI". MARCOS proved that you'll be very rich if you become President. CORY proved anyone can be President. ERAP is proving that we don't need a President. Witness: Pagkatapos ng krimen naghiwa-hiwalay na kami. Translator: After the crime, we became sepa-separated. Ang Sigaw Ng Tao: Kay MARCOS: MABUHAY PILIPINO; Kay CORY: LABAN PILIPINO, Kay RAMOS: SULONG PILIPINO, Kay ERAP: CASINO PILIPINO....OH TAYA NA. Subject: Cabinet reshuffle With the continuing worsening of the situation and with no end in sight to the hostage drama in Palawan, the Government has seriously considered negotiating with the Abu Sayyaf. One of the recommendations made in the recent Cabinet meeting was to utilize and hire the members of the Abu Sayyaf movement to serve the Government. Since he has been contemplating on reshuffling his Cabinet anyway, it was strongly recommended that GMA start hiring Muslims and have them head the Government agencies. Initially, with their qualifications and experience, the following have been appointed to these Government agencies: Abu Gado - Dept of Justice Abu Rido - Dept of National Defense Abu Nado - Dept of Finance Abu Loy - Dept of Social Welfare Abu Tan - Bureau of Customs Abu Sado - Phil National Police Abu So - Dept of Tourism Abu Lario - Dept of Health |