DIRECTIONS

directions to
punkfest 1,2, and 3

(aka how to cream your pants)

104 holland avenue
albany ny
6pm 10 bands
$5donation
call 518 434 0704 if your stupid ass gets lost!

from the south:

take I-90 north to exit 22/23, then follow 9W until it turns into delaware ave. go for about a mile until you go past spectrum theater on the right and get to the elbo room / lincolin pharmacy on your right also. at the lincolin pharmacy intersection (corner of delaware and holland) take a left. go down the hill past the mc donalds (hacket bvld) and up to the stoplight in front of the scary cyber punk starfish looking va hospital. take a left onto princeton drive. take a left behind the funky tudor looking houses for the show. the show is behind one of those mofos, or go a little further back and park in the giant 2000 space state worker parking lot.

from the west:

take I-90 east to exit 24, then take 1-90 east to the suny albany exit and get off there. literally. once you reach the stoplight you will be looking at motherfucking central ave aka route 5. take a funky left. keep on going until you get into downtown albany. after about 2 miles you will see the mythical fuse box (old QE2) on your left. that means you want to get your ass in the right lane and turn right onto lark street at that giant intersection up ahead. keep cruzing lark straight past the ghetto price chopper. at the top of the hill, take a right on holland ave. go down the hill past the mc donalds (hacket bvld) and up to the stoplight in front of the scary cyber punk starfish looking VA hospital. take a left onto princeton drive here. and another quick left behind the funky tudor looking houses for the show. or you can go further back and park in the 2000 space state worker parking lot in back of our house.

if you come from the north or east, you're probably an eskimo on crack.
indiginous peoples are always welcome.

in any case, czech for the strobe light on holland ave... that's us.

allbunny, yo.
about 6 blocks from valentines, seabass.

needless to say, if you get lost, don't wander around like an asshole. ask some loser for directions. or call some retard at 518 434 0704. and remember, the thruway exits are relative. my recollection is thruway exits 22-24 are for albany.