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Favorite Quotes!! |
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From the hall freshman year... |
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Ellie: Do you need to wash your jeans?
Kelsey: Nope, I already did'm! |
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Kelsey: She's not the brightest tool in the shed. |
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Ellie: I'm going to write a book and call it "Everybody wants my roommate."
Kelsey: You'll have to subtitle it "But only I get to sleep with her." |
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Katie: Do you have "inspiration" or do you go right at it? (To Bryan, about masturbation.) |
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Kelsey: Hey Ellie, guess what? I got the plug back in my bear's butt! |
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Greg: So now it's got an iron stain on it.
Bryan: Iron stain...wouldn't that be like...a burn? |
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Bryan: What day is it?
Austin: Yes.
Bryan: What's your name?
Austin: Yes.
Bryan: Are you gay?
Austin: NO, BRYYYYANNN. Sorry to DISAPPOINT you! |
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The Simpsons... |
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Ralph: This tastes like grandma. |
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Ms. Crabapple: I will read the names of students in danger of failing. Ralph.
Ralph: I win!! I win!!
Ms. Crabapple: No, Ralph. You're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? But that's unpossible! |
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Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-belive, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. |
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Homer sees a gym.
Homer: Gime? What's a gime? (walks inside) Ohhh. A GIME! |
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Homer: Wait a minute, Skinner, how do we know some principal in France isn't pulling the same scam you are?
Skinner: Well, for one thing, you wouldn't be getting a French boy. You'd be getting an Albanian
Homer: You mean all white with pink eyes? |
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Random Quotes... |
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Melissa: (on falling short of God's perfection) Yeah, I'm having problems being the lord of lords. |
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Stephen: I once convinced this girl at my high school that black guys had black jiz. |
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Ellie: Damn, it feels good to be a hamsta'! |
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Ellie: On the next Geraldo: these women confront the men they love and the woodland creatures that inhabit them |
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Adam: Don't worry about kicking the snow off your shoes before you get in [the truck.] It'll probably wash out some of the shit I put in here.
Katie: That's no way to talk about Ellie!! |
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Katie (my sister): It's some kind of bandit...like...a FISH bandit! |
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On a more serious note... |
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Old Spanish Saying: If my heart were made of panes of glass, you could look inside and see it crying little drops of blood. |
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N.C.: You are who you are. Kissing someone won't change that: won't change your appearance, your intellect, your faith, or anything else that really matters. Look in the mirror. If you can like what you see, you have accomplished more than half of humanity. Be happy with who you are. Not many people are, and being unhappy with something about yourself will not make it better. The realization that we are not perfect and that you can live with the imperfect you allows you to be free in mind and spirit - and to live your life in a way that you want with as much happiness as you allow yourself. I see it in too many places. I see too many people in pain. We are who we are and we are all people: imperfect people. So just realize it and be able to smile at yourself in the mirror because that is happiness. Like I said, if you can do that, you're better off than most people. |
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Muppet Christmas Carol: Life is full of meetings and partings, and that is the way of it. |
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The Last Unicorn: There are no happy endings because nothing ever ends. |
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"...like my men" jokes from Katie and Ellie |
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