Deer God Quotes

Andy: what is on our front lawn?
Ephram: A doe, a deer, a female deer

Dr. Abbott: There has been a death in the family
News Guy: Who?
Dr. Abbott: My mother
News Guy: you wish!

Andy: So did you and Edna find God nicely
Delia: Yep
Andy: Where was he?
Delia: The gas tank
Andy: I knew it!

Andy: (about the deer): Stay back it might have a gun!

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