Ephram: Hello Mr. Bush I am your sprinkler
Andy: You know how you act
Ephram: Distant and Miserable
Andy: Yeah, do the opposite
Bright: I didnt know you did sunlight
Ephram: And I didnt know you moonlighted as a condom
Ephram: She has a boyfriend
Grandpa: Who do you think you are? Russell Crow?
Ephram: (drunk) Hey look its super-dad! lets fish and make waffles!
Amy: How long were you there?
Ephram: Long enough to move on!
Andy: Are you drunk?
Ephram: Not enough but hey... we can fix that, toss me a Heineken!
Andy: You think this is funny? It is bad enough you are drunk and dont think we're not going to talk about that, but you had to pick this weekend to become a teenager. You havent been to a party since we been here, and now, all of a sudden, you're getting plastered and arrested? If you wanted to embaress me in front of your grandparents, you're doing one hell of a job.
Ephram: Oh yeah I fogot this is all about you, I got myself arrested just to make you feel bad about yourself
Andy: Thats not what I meant and you know it
Ephram: Hey look at me im superdad lets fish and make waffles. I've got news for you their not buying it. But dont worry...if you promise to raise my allowance I will give you a hug right in front of Grandpa.