Friendly Fire Quotes

Andrew: Why are you eating that before dinner?
Ephram: Cause I know who is cooking it

Ephram: Explain to me what? Why your friends are total bitches, or why you continue to be friends with them.

Ephram: A woman is giving birth
Employee: No way I just mopped

Wendell: Wonder what their talking about?
Ephram: Wha-no I dont care
Wendell: Its probably not that exciting anyway. It looks exciting because of all the wild dedgesticulating and massive hair flippage that is going on. You would think they were solving the worlds energy crisis or better yet revealing there secret crushes. That is what they want us to think. My guess is there debating on which lip gloss flavor is the best.
Ephram: They come in flavors

Ephram: Give me another pot
Employee: What size?
Ephram: Big enough for me to barf in
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