| Kill Bill Vol 1 |
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| Starring: Uma Thurman, David Carradine, Daryl Hannah, Michael Madsen, Vivica A. Fox Directed by: Quentin Tarantino Produced by: Harvey Weinstein, Bob Weinstein, Erica Steinberg (II) |
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| What Mike Says: Yes Uma looks hot in the movie but that is the only thing good about it!! The story is about this girl (Uma) who was back stabbed by her husband..now she wants her husband Dead which of course is Bill. . The story was good but it was so over the top!! Blood everywhere. The blood was made like cartoon blood spilling out everywhere. There was more blood in this movie then if you put all the Friday the 13th movies together..and there are 10 movies in all. Ebert and Roeper loved this movie...which I don't understand. They love the blood in this movie but when it comes to Friday the 13th or any other slasher film they hate it. "Theres no Story...Its a waste to see films about slashers" they say. What the hell do you think this movie is about??" She will slaughter anyone who comes between her and killing Bill. Friday the 13th has almost the same kind of story!! Jason is out for vengeance for his dead mother who was killed.. You may ask "If you love slasher movies why not this?" Very easy to answer...This film is like a bad Japanese Samurai movie. No real blood spilling out.. This blood squirts all over the celling and walls in one big bloody line. the blood was so like a cartoon. least Friday the 13th had what real blood would do if it came out of a body..And Friday the 13th really didn't have much blood in it to begin with..They cut to the next shot before you saw anything. ..OK enough of the blood. There are other reasons I hate this film..They put a stupid Cartoon in the middle of the film."What the Hell?" it's a back story about Uma's Character."What the hell do we need a back story in the middle of a movie for..and a cartoon back story of all things!!!" Make a stupid Prequel if you want a back story. Get a clue People!! Trust me stay away from this trash...I will not review Kill Bill Vol. 2. So don't look for it!! It's a shame because I had high hopes for this movie. It was so big and everyone is talking about and loving it!! If you want to see cartoon blood coming out of guys eyes and stuff..by all means see it!! I'll stick with my Real slasher movies thank you very much!! |