The name for our flat, because it is shaped like a block. A rusting, greenish-whitish block. Sam says I'm meant to describe it as 'toilet cleaner colour', but I have no idea why. So I won't.

Here is the photo I have dubbed "White Trash", for it shows our white trashness in all its splendor.

We were SELLING Orlando Bloom. Getting him away. Because we may be white trash, but we aren't white trash enough to have Orlando Bloom in our house.