Helen: Homes are for free expression, not for good impression.

Aldo: Mom, no!
Helen: What, honey?
Aldo: Remember the old you? Spanking is never the answer!

William: Ok, phase two. I think that we just need one more big thing to push them over the edge.
Dylan: Have them catch you and Phoebe together?
Christina: You're really sick.
Dylan: Ok, then have them catch you and Phoebe together.
Phoebe: How about they catch me with my hands around your neck?

Dylan: Mom gets married, we get drafted.