Billy: So Dick, who's next?
Richard: You.
Stephen: Hey Dog. Dog, did you see the size of that chicken?
Charley: Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?
Stephen: Because we're in the spirit world, asshole. They can't see us.
Richard: We got a warrant for him.
Doc: Do you think he's coming to surrender?
Yin: You look like trouble.
Doc: Trouble? I'm a poet, with flowers of all things.
Yin: And a gun...it's a big gun.
Doc: It's a big town. Come on Yin, all I want is a chance.
Lady: You can't kill, what you can't catch.
Billy: Hey Doc, how many does that make? 25?
Doc: Five.
Billy: How about ten even.
Doc: I'm really not liking him.
Billy: Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send 3 men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass!
Murphy: WELL! The belted earl has spoken. All I see are hired thieves.
John Tunstill: These boys are promising young men. Acquiring an education.
Murphy: Well, I've had you pegged as the type that likes... educatin' young men.
Charley: It ain't easy having pals.
Billy: You know, Sir, I do admire you, and I sure would like to touch the gun that's gonna kill Billy the Kid.
Alex: I'm not leaving my house.
Billy: Alex, if you stay they're gonna kill you. And then I'm gonna have to to go around and kill all the guys who killed you. That's a lot of killing.
Doc: Billy, what are we gonna do now?
Billy: We're gonna show these guys they've finally met their match!
Doc: Billy, we're good, but this is getting ridiculous.
Billy: I like these odds...
Stephens: Damn good riding with you, Chavez.
Chavez Y Chavez: Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right...
John Tunstall: What do you find funny, Steven? That's no proper table manners.
Charley: He's got a way with hogs.
John Tunstall: Congratulations Charles! You and Steven will be doing the dirty crockery alone this evening.
Charley: Sorry, John! It just struck me funny.
John Tunstall: And to William, both of you.
Charley: Apologies, Billy. We was just hacking on you.
Stephens: Yeah, we was just hacking on you.
Richard: Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy! You don't seem like the killing sort.
Stephens: Yeah, Billy! What'd you kill him for?
Billy: He was hacking on me.