Jesse: Steph what are you doing here?
Stephanie: Just hanging around.

D.J: Michelle do you know how the car got in the kitchen.
Michelle: Yes I do.
D.J: How?
Michelle: Through the window.

Stephanie: How rude

Jesse: Have mercy

Becky: Jess, we're having twins!
Jesse: Twins, huh? I just wanted to know if we were having a boy or a girl.

Becky: Do you understand?
Michelle: Yes I do. Daddy needs help.

Ms. Wiltrout: All right, another day without an injury.

Michelle: Your name is uncle meany.
Jesse: You're still mad at me huh?
Michelle: Duh.

Stephanie: Sorry Michelle. I gave your cookie to comet.
Michelle: What a rip off.

Eddie: Oh boy a pregnant man. I got to get out more often.

Nurse: Eddie not good.
Eddie: Don't shoot. I come peacefully.

Eddie: We got to take field trips to this house. In one afternoon I saw a ranger, a dog show, and a pregnant man.
Nurse: Eddie you need a rest.

Michelle: Ah nuts. Child proof. (about bag of chips)

Michelle: Stop calling me names, cheesehead.

Danny: Hi girls. Is there something you want to tell me?
Michelle: Stephanie lives in the pottie now.

Michelle: Don't say it if you don't mean it.

Michelle: I like being the baby, cause I'm good at it.

Joey: It wasn't me, it was Bullwinkle.
Michelle: Oh yeah, blame it on the moose.

Stephanie: Wow, make-out San Francisco!

Kimmy: Don't spill anything, I'm the one that has to clean it up!

Michelle: What are you nuts? Take me.

(Spring cleaning day)
Joey: Ah man. I got toilets again.

Michelle: I don't know what I did, but I'm glad I did it.

(Danny explaining to Michelle who has to teach Nicki and alex not to destroy anything.)
Michelle to Jesse and Becky: Way to go.

Little Richard: Shut up! So I can say yes.

Stephanie: Chicken Pox! I caught something from a chicken?!

Stephanie: Break a leg?
Danny: It means good luck.
Stephanie: Oh. Poke an eye out Joey.

Stephanie: He's right DJ. Oops.
DJ: What are you doing up?
Stephanie: I'm not up. I'm talking in my sleep.