Rex: *having an allergic reaction* You put onions in my salad?
Bree: No, I didn't! *looks at the salad* Oh, wait.

Rex: I can't believe you tried to kill me.
Bree: Yes, well, I feel badly about that.

Jenna: When was the last time you had sex? *Susan stops what she is doing* Are you mad that I asked?
Susan: No, I'm just trying to remember.

Bree: How could we have all forgotten about this?
Lynette: We didn't exactly forget. It's just usually when the hostess dies, the party is off.