Guy with coffee: Hey! That's my coffee you jerk.
Lucy: Sorry. I'm so sorry.
Guy: Moron.
Lucy: I thought you were needy.

Lucy: *ordering food over the phone* No this is for one.

Lucy Kelson: Well then, honestly, I think you are the most selfish human being on the planet!
George Wade: Well that's just silly, have you met everyone on the planet?

George: Congratulations on the baby.
Lady: What baby?
Lucy: Maybe you should check with me before you talk.
Lady: What baby?

Lucy: Consider this my two weeks notice.

Man at office: Just this morning the attorney that was planning to quit just reconsidered.
Lucy: When did Mr. Wade call?
Man: Mr. Wade never called.
Lucy: When?
Man: Maybe an hour ago.

Lucy: Make sure you massage his clove and hoof.