Helen: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry: Yeah but they were all bad.

Gib: Harry, seconds count buddy! Ditch the bitch!

Harry: This is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.

Harry: Ok, and make it quick, because my horse is getting tired!
Gib: Your horse?

Gib: What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer!

Gib: Women! Can't live with them, can't kill 'em!