Leslie: I wonder what the flashing red lights mean.
Alsatia: Well, red usually means caution, or beef, if it's a bouillon cube.

Alsatia: That's a very bad baby.

Leslie: We're going to fight fire with marshmallows.

General Leland Zevo: You're as big a fool as your father ever was.
Leslie: You really think so? Thank you.

Alsatia: Tin horns. I like that. Tin horns.

Patrick: Treat you friends like your enemies and your enemies like your friends.

Leslie: I'm very silly.

Leslie: Joe, how long do you think she can be out of the water?

Leslie: I was born in the back of a bumper car.
Gwen: That's what is wrong with you?

Alsatia: *that slug thing her blew her up and her head fell off her mechanical body* Oh what a ride.