Susan: You know, it's scary the way nobody stays together these days. Pretty soon there's going to be more divorces than marriages.
Sharon: Isn't that the truth.

Sharon: Most girls run after daddy because he's wealthy.
Vicki: Are you infuring that I'm marrying your father because of his money?
Sharon: If the shoe fits, wear it.

Miss Inch: Congratulations. In the history of this camp, that was the most infamous, the most disgusting, the most revolting display of hooliganism we have ever had.
Miss Grunecker: Rolling around like hooligans in front of our guests.
Miss Inch: And worst of all, two sisters who should be setting a good example.
Susan: We�re not sisters!
Sharon: I�ve never seen her before in my life.
Miss Inch: They are! Aren�t they?
Miss Grunecker: No ma�am. Just look-alikes.

Susan: It might be so scary that we just might be able to pull it off.
Sharon: Pull what of?
Susan: Switch places!
Sharon: Switch?

Verbena: You didn�t know what a good thing you had when you had it.
Mitch: Huh?

Grandpa Charles: My dear what are you doing?
Susan: Making a memory.
Charles: Making a memory?
Susan: All my life, when I�m quite grown up I will always remember my grandfather and how he smelled of tobacco and peppermint.
Grandpa Charles: Well, I�ll tell you what. I take the peppermint for my indigestion and as for the tobacco *looks around* to make your grandmother mad.

Miss Inch: *reading from index cards* Welcome to Camp Inch, new arrivals. I am your supreme commander here. My name is... *turns to the next card and continues reading* Miss Inch. *frowns, looks back at the previous card in confusion, then re-reads the new one* Oh, yes, Miss Inch.

Sharon: That's how true love creates its beautiful agony. All splendid lovers have just dreadful times! Uh, Peleus and Melicent... Daphnis and Chlo�... History's just jammed with stories of lovers parted by some silly thing!