Frank: You're my boy, Blue!

Frank: We're going streaking!

Woman: What are you doing?
Frank: You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you! I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight.

Mitch: I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
Beanie: Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.

Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.
College Student: A big day? Doing what?
Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Mitch: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Marissa: Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Frank: My birthday? What do you mean?
Marissa: Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?
Frank: Damn it. I'm such an idiot.

Marissa: Just as long as you promise to take it easy.
Frank: What do you mean?
Marissa: You know exactly what I mean. You've come along way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back do we?
Frank: Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, ok? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.

Spanish: Damn, I don't wanna end up workin' at Red Lobster!
Frat Brother: You already work at Red Lobster.
Spanish: Yea, well its part time...dick.