Bartender: How's it going in there?
Rusty: It was the most boring hour of my life.
Bartender: What?
Rusty: I'm running away with your wife.
Bartender: Great.

Danny: They say I paid my debt to society.
Tess: Funny, I never got a check.

Rusty: You'd need at least a dozen guys doing a combination of jobs.
Danny: What do you think?
Rusty: Off the top of my head, I say, looking at a Bowski, a Jim Brown, two Jethro's and a Leon Spinx, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald....ever!

Ruben: You guys are pro's, the best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino, of course, least we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!

Saul: Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him!

Rusty: You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances....
Livingston: Rus?
Rusty: Yeah?
Livingston: Come look at this?
Rusty: Sure.

Terry: Who is this?
Rusty: The man who is robbing you!

Danny: Thirteen million and you drive this piece of shit cross country to pick me up?
Rusty: Blew it all on the suit.

Tess: We need to get Rusty a girl.
Rusty: There's a women's prison down the road!

Turk: I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.

Rusty: You scared?
Linus: You suicidal?
Rusty: Only in the morning.

Danny: Ten oughta do it, don't you think? Do you think we need one more? You think we need one more? Alright, we'll get one more.

Ruben: Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in '71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. God damn hippy.

Danny: Does he make you laugh?
Tess: He doesn't make me cry.

Danny: Why do they always paint hallways that color?
Rusty: They say taupe is soothing.

Danny: Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
Saul: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
Danny: He's ready.

Tess: You're a thief and a liar.
Danny: I only lied about being a thief, and I don't do that anymore.
Tess: Steal?
Danny: Lie.

Danny: Ted Nugent just called. He wants his shirt back.

Virgil: Watch it, bud.
Turk: Who you calling bud, pal?
Virgil: Who you calling pal, friend?
Turk: Who you calling friend, jackass?!
Virgil: Don't call me a jackass.
Turk: I just did call you a jackass.

Danny: You're either in or you're out.

Danny: Which one is the amazing Yen?
Rusty: He's the little Chinese guy.

Terry: I know everything that's happening in my hotels.
Danny: So I should put the towels back?

Saul: I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and passed the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...
Rusty: Without being seen by the cameras.
Danny: Oh Yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that.
Saul: ...Yeah well say we do all that..uh..were just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped?
Danny: Yeah
Saul: Oh, ok.

Basher: It will be nice working with proper villains again!