Roberta: Hey Wormy wormers!
Scott: Now! {they threw balloons}
Roberta: Air rade. Get Down.
Scott: Go go go
Roberta: {runs after them and fell}We owe you, Wormers! And we always pay our debts!"
Scott: Like we're really afraid of a bunch of girls.
Roberta: Yeah you should be!
Scott: Who are we?

Teeny: Hey you guys come here.
Wormers swimming naked.
Teeny: Oh my god.
Other three: What?
Teeny: I saw his penis.
Other two: Whose?
Teeny: And balls.
Other two: Whose?
Chrissy: Guys.
Teeny: Scotts. {they look over and laugh}
Chrissy: Great now I'm the only one who hasn't seen Scotts thing. It'll be the topic of conversation for the rest of the summer. You're forcing me to look.
Samantha: Chrissy nobodies forcing you to do any...
Chrissy: Ok I'll look. But I want to makle this perfectly clear I'm looking under protest.
Teeny: Yeah right.
Chrissy: It's not very big. What's so funny.
Roberta: It's only big when the guy has a hard on.
Teeny: And when that happens they get this big.
Chrissy: What's a hard on?
Samantha: Doesn't your mother tell you anything?
Chrissy: I'm beginning to thinks she's been misinformed.
Roberta: Hey you guys. Let's do it. Get ready to make a mad dash.
Samantha: Yeah you better start now.
Chrissy: Buzz off hog head.
Roberta: No I'm serious.
Teeny: This is to easy.
Roberta: Hey Wormers! It's payback time! Come and get em suckers.
Scott: Hey you better give those back.
Roberta: Yeah dream on asshole.

Angela: Where's my daddy?
Mrs. Albertson: I told you honey. He had to go away for a while, but you'll be able to see him soon.
Samantha: Every weekend and holidays.
Angela: But I want to see him now.
Mrs. Albertson: I wish you could honey, but you can't.
Samantha: Hey Angela. I saw crazy Pete yesterday.
Mrs. Albertson: You kids leave that poor old man alone. Do you hear me.
Samantha: Why are you dressed like that?
Mrs. Albertson: Like what?
Sam: Like that. It's embarrassing.
Grandma: Anybody home.
Mrs. A: Don't move.
Grandma: Hello.
Angela: It's just grandma
Sam: What's going on.
Mrs. A: Your grandmas upset because your fathers moved out.
Sam: So let her yell at him. He's the one that left.
Grandma: I know you're in there. I saw your car in the garage. Open the door.
Mrs. A: Hide.
Sam: What?
Mrs. A: Hide.
Grandma: You have to go to him.
Sam: I hate this.
Angela: Why don't we let grandma in.
Grandma: Open the damn door.

Chrissy's mom: All women have a garden, and a garden needs a big hose to water it...or a big hose, as long as it works.

Scott: Uh, Roberta, um...I was just wondering...uh canikissyou.
Roberta: What are you mumbling?
Scott: Uh, I wanted to know...can I kiss you?

Samantha: If you don't fall in love, you can't get hurt.
Roberta: But it sure is lonely all by yourself.

Teeny: Roberta, truth or dare?
Roberta: Truth.
Teeny: Just how big are your boobs now?
Roberta: Drop deadd.
Teeny: She has tp say, doesn't she Sam?
Sam: She doesn't have to if she doesn't want to.
Teeny: Then can we see them?
Roberta: No, you can't see them.

Sam: Mr. Kent?
Bud: Oh please, call me Bud.
Sam: Bug?
Bud: No, Bud, B-U-D, Bud.
Sam: Oh. Well, BuD, you have a piece of food stuck between your teeth.

Bully: Why don't you go home and play with your dolls.
Chrissy: The only doll Roberta's got is a GI JOE.

Roberta: Chrissy, breast is not a dirty word.

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