William: Is this your first film?
Girl: No, it's my 22nd.
William: Of course it is. Any favorites among the 22?
Girl: Working with Leo.
William: Da Vinci?
Girl: DiCaprio.
William: Of course. And is he your favorite Italian Film Direcor?

Anna: Please, please - let's just leave it there. I'm sure you meant no harm, and I'm sure it was all just friendly banter and I'm sure your dicks are all the size of peanuts.

Bella: Do you want to stay?
William: Why not. All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman.

Anna: You've got big feet.
William: Yes. Always have had.
Anna: You know what they say about men with big feet?
William: No. What's that?
Anna: Big feet - large shoes.

Anna: The fame thing isn't real, you know. Don't forget - I'm also just a girl. Standing in front of a boy. Asking him to love her.

William: Oh my God. My flatmate. I'm sorry - there's no excuse for him.

Spike: I'm just going to go into the kitchen to get some food - and then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.