Waternoose: There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you.

Mike: Less talk, more pain marshmellow boy!

Waternoose/Company slogan: We scare because we care.

Employee: Go get 'em Mr. Sullivan.
Other employee: Quiet, you're making him loose his focus.

Randall: I'm in the zone today, Sullivan.

Randall: Do you hear that? It's the wind of change.

Mike: *about Randall* One of these days I am really... going to let you teach that guy a lesson.

Boo: Kitty!

Celia: Oh, Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays-- well, not a lot of birthdays but this is the best birthday ever. What are you looking at?
Mike: I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye on you, how pretty you looked.

Mike: I like everything about you. Just the other day someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful was in all of Monstropolis. You know what I said?
Celia: What did you say?
Mike: I said... Sulley?!
Celia: Sulley?

Monster: Well, a kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision.
Other monster: I tried to run from it, but it picked me up with it's mind powers and shook me like a doll.
Third monster: It's true! I saw the whole thing!

Sulley: No monster in here. *walks into his closet to show Boo* Now there is.

Sulley: Did you loose weight or a limb?

Boo: Mike Wazowski!

Yeti: It ain't easy being vanished. Take my buddy, Bigfoot. When he was vanished he fashioned an enormous diaper out of Poison Ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself "King Itchy".

Sulley: Are there kids in that village?
Yeti: Oh, sure. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks.

Waternoose: I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die. I'll silence anyone who gets in my way.