Janis: He's almost to gay to function.

Regina: Shut up.
Cady: I didn't say anything.

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Girl: Hey get out of here!
Damian: Oh my god, Danny DeVito, I love your work.

Mr. Heron: Hey, how was school?
Cady: Fine.
Mrs. Heron: Were people nice?
Cady: No.
Mr. Heron: Did you make any friends?
Cady: Yes.

Regina: *about Cady* I love her. She's like a Martian.

Janis: I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing dogs walk on their hind legs.

Gretchen: That is so fetch.
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.

Cady: Oh, God...
Janis: You dirty little liar!
Cady: I'm sorry, I can explain.
Janis: Explain what? How you forgot to invite us to your cool party?
Damian: Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew.
Cady: You know I couldn't invite you! I had to pretend to be plastic.
Janis: Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore! You're plastic! Cold, shiny, hard plastic!
Damian: Curfew, 1a.m., it is now 1:10.
Janis: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and just soak up each others awesomeness?
Cady: You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your eighth grade revenge!
Janis: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys.
Cady: You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!
Janis: What?
Damian: Oh no she did not!
Janis: See, that's the thing with you plastics, you think everyone's in love with you, but in realitly, everyone hates you, like Aaron Samuels for example! He broke up with Regina and guess what, he still doesn't want you, Cady! So why are you still messing with Regina? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl, you're a bitch! Here, you can have this, it won a prize.
Damian: And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

Mr. Duvall: Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously. Coach Carr has fled school property. Ms. Norbury has been accused of selling drugs. Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night.
the Secretary: We can't keep them past four.
Mr. Duvall: I will keep you here until four.

Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

Mrs. Heron: Where's Cady?
Mr. Heron: She went out.
Mrs. Heron: She's grounded.
Mr. Heron: Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?

Janis: That one there, that�s Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
Janis: That little one, that�s Gretchen Wieners.
Damian: She�s totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody�s business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That�s why her hair is so big, it�s full of secrets.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don�t be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality she�s so much more than that.
Damian: She�s the queen bee, the star, those other two are just her little workers.

Regina: Get in loser, we�re going shopping.

Karen: Ma�am do you have this in the next size up?
Saleslady: Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.

Regina: *peeved about the party* I like invented her, you know what I mean?