Ozzie: Hey I’m boiling babe for dinner. Deal with it.

Melissa: You’re in big trouble now!
Ozzie: I’m always in trouble.

Melissa: Pain is good.

Ozzie: The bosses daughter. Never to early to start kissing ass.

Ozzie: And I thought this was a family oriented place?

Bentley: Can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs, Claire.

Goon: Hey lady, there’s something wrong with your car.

Bentley: I see the comedians are right on time.

Duke: Techno geek.
Marvin: Neanderthal.

Bentley: Marvin is it hot in here or am I just getting a little over excited?
Marvin: No it’s a little warm.

Duke: Come here little boy.
Ozzie: In your dreams.

Marvin after getting excited: I’m cool.

Bentley: You know I’m not a violent man, but I really do think I’m going to have to kill someone.

Claire Maloney: I do not believe I did that.

Claire Maloney: Try to leave the school intact!

Ollie: To the second a man can do anything. Right boys?

Ozzie: She’s a hard ass. Trust me. She’ll survive.