The Mask: Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!

The Mask: It's party time. P, A, R, T. Why? Because I gotta!

Peggy Brandt: Most of the men in this town think monogamy is some kind of wood.

Alley Punk: Hey, mister! You got the time?
The Mask: As a matter of fact I do, Cubby. LOOK AT THAT! It's about two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head!

The Mask: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN!

Lieutenant Kellaway: Margaret! Why you son of a bitch!
The Mask: Jeez, I figured you'd have a sense of humor; after all... YOU MARRIED HER!

The Mask: Look Ma, I'm roadkill! HA HA HA!

Dorian: I'm gonna take you apart.
Stanley: Well, I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freakin' eye!