Joanthan: Reality is very disappointing.

Roxy: Did you say panties?
Armand: Panties?
Roxy hits him.

Jonathan: Asshole.
Richards: What was that?
Jonathan: Oh, nice hall.

Richards: You people at night scare me...

Felix: Wooo, Switzer, you are one sick puppy.

Hollywood: You know I would never bother you when you're getting a piece of wood.

Hollywood: At least she'll never tell you your hips are too fat.

B.J: Who are you?
Felix: She's the dummy.
Emmy: This poor man is having a breakdown.
Felix: No, no! She's the dummy! No! I want my momma!