Joanna: Are you going to have sex with her?
Matt: What do you know about sex?
Joanna: Enough. You're changing the subject.

Matt: What did you do last night Eric?
Eric: Oh me, funny you should ask. Let me see, I got laid. That's what I did.
Matt: Oh really?

Joanna: You're a boy, that's why you're so clumsy.

Matt's dad: Where does it all go?
Matt: Life dad.
Matt's dad: Life, I use to have one you know.

Matt: I feel like an idiot.
Cassie: You look like an idiot.
Matt: I am an idiot.

Eric: You could blow up the school if you came up with the right formula.